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22 August 2011 @ 01:32 am
Fanfic: The Pirate and the Boatman  
Title: The Pirate and the Boatman
Author: all4cyanide
Pairing: Aimiya
Rating: R/NC-17 for the pron!
Genre: Crack and Nakedness
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine except the crack. I manufactured that myself.
Author's note: IT WAS ME! Written for anon at kink meme that requested Pirate Aiba/Rowboat Peasant Nino with special appearances from King Ohno, Queen Sho, and Merchant Jun.

The Pirate and the Boatman

The light swaying of Nino’s dinghy on the creek’s edge was just enough to lull its owner into his habitual early afternoon nap. No one really required his services at this time of the day anyway and if he laid in the bed of the boat no one would even see him in it. Throwing an arm over his eyes to shield them from the sun, Nino settled back and let himself be rocked to sleep by his beloved boat.

About twenty minutes later, Nino was warm from the sun and happily dreaming at the bottom of his boat, oblivious to the outside world. Someone however had cast a shadow over his sleeping figure with every intention of wiping the dreamy grin off of dear Nino’s face. The stranger gently entered the boat without rocking it and straddled the younger man beneath him, who did not stir at all. He looked over the slumbering boatman and grinned mischievously reaching down between them, palming the other man through his rough brown pants. The other shifted at the new intrusion, but showed no signs of awakening. He bit back a giggle as he pulled down his victim’s pants and immediately latched his mouth around his growing cock.

Unfortunately for him, Nino awoke at that moment and when he noticed the black straggly head between his legs, Nino shut his legs uncomfortably around the man’s head until the intruder fell back with a giggle. “Oh Nino… you’re so fun!”

“What the hell, Aiba?! What do you want?” Nino admonished as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes and stared at his now fully erect cock. “And what the fuck are you going to do about this?”

Aiba grinned, revealing a single gold tooth, his hoop earrings shining in the waning sunlight. “I’ll help you after you help me for a bit.”

“And why the hell would I help you?” He asked glaring up at the pirate as he placed his three point hat on his head and reached a hand out to Nino, who took it and stood up.

“Because there’s a hell of a lot of money in it for you.” Nino’s eyes grew huge and he followed Aiba into town as he explained the plan for the evening.


“So let me get this straight,” Nino reiterated as he adjusted his collar. “You want me to distract the king and queen while you ‘pillage’ the castle, as you so characteristically put it, while you look for some sort of special treasure that some guy told you he’d pay you a large sum of money to get for him?”

“That’s it,” Aiba agreed while he adjusted Nino’s new coat and cravat. “Are your boots and belt shined correctly?” He asked doing another once over of Nino before sending him towards the waiting carriage. “Okay. Good luck and be your charming self!” Aiba grinned before disappearing into the night.


“Oh, Sir Ninomiya! Oh, God! Harder! Harder!”

“Is that an order, your Highness?” Nino panted as he lifted the Queen’s skirt higher and shoved himself deeper.

“Call me, Sho. Just Sho--- my GOD. Ninomiya!” squealed Queen Sho as Nino bent the ruler further over the piano and attached his mouth to his collarbone, sucking and marking Sho for his own. Nino reached around and grabbed Sho’s cock pumping hard. “Uh! I’m going to cum… AHHH!”

“AHHHHHHH!” A scream came from the other side of the library door before it burst open revealing Aiba running towards them with a box in hand and an angry king and his guards in tow. “Nino! We gotta go!”

Nino pulled out and with a swift kiss to the now petrified queen’s lips he followed Aiba to the window.

“My wife! My treasure! Stop those bastards!” shouted the red faced King as Aiba and Nino ran through the castle gardens, up the waiting ladder, and over the garden wall.


“You distract the King and Queen by stealing the Queen away from the ball and fucking him in the library?” Aiba questioned as they ran through town towards the docks.

Nino laughed and tossed his cravat off onto the streets, “Well it got the King distracted didn’t it? And I must say, our dear monarch, has a very tight, sweet ass.”

“Ha! Well I hope he didn’t tire you out too much.” Aiba turned his head, his long black hair flying into his face and his big grin shining into the night.

Nino swatted the other man’s ass. “Just make sure this is ready.” Aiba laughed again as they turned a corner and rushed into an open doorway that shut immediately as they entered.

While Nino leaned against the door to catch his breath. Aiba slammed the case onto the table for the waiting merchant. “Here you go, Jun. Just what you wanted.”

The strong faced merchant lifted a sack of gold coins onto the table as he turned the box towards him and opened it, a grin spreading wide over his mouth.

“What is that anyway?” Nino inquired as he glanced over Jun’s shoulder. He watched as Jun removed a tiara from the box and placed it on his head. “Oh! That’ll fetch a pretty penny.”

“I’m not selling this. It’s for me!” Jun said as he adjusted his hair in the mirror around the tiara perfectly. “All for me,” he murmured quietly.

Nino’s eyes widened while Aiba bit back a giggle. “Okay! I think it’s time for us to go. Let’s go, Aiba.” The pair left as Jun was rummaging through his bureau for his rouge.


Aiba tossed Nino down onto the bed, coins scattered all around them, some falling onto the floor with a clatter as the two kissed passionately. Their tongues danced between them sloppily as Aiba fumbled to undo the buttons on Nino’s shirt.

“Don’t rip it! I have to return this tomorrow,” Nino admonished. Aiba giggled as he undid the last button and brushed his lips over a newly exposed nipple. “Hmmm, yes.” Nino hummed, a hand running through the pirate’s long hair and shoving his head further downward roughly. “You owe me, you idiot. So get to it,” commanded Nino.

Aiba chuckled and undid Nino’s belt buckle, quickly eliminating him of his pants. “Yes, your Highness,” he smiled as he unveiled his partner’s bulging cock. “My God, Nino! Didn’t you cum at all today? Look at this thing!”

“Shut the hell up, Aiba! Between being a cock tease this morning and then cock-blocking me with the Queen this evening, when have I had a moment to--- FUCK!” Aiba silenced Nino’s mini rant by shoving Nino’s cock to the back of his throat and back in one long suck.

“Mmm… you still taste like the Queen.” Aiba grinned, earning him a hard smack from Nino. The pirate ran his tongue over the slit of Nino’s cock and nibbled on the tip, tracing his fingers lightly along his erection, tugging on it roughly gaining gasps and whines from the boatman. As Aiba continued to alternate between deep throating and lightly caressing Nino with his tongue, his fingers found their way to Nino’s entrance and inserted a finger unexpectedly. Nino arched up and shivered beneath his ministrations, including another finger, “Aiba! I can’t- ughhh!” Aiba’s long fingers had reached Nino’s sweet spot and he took great advantage of that, sucking and pressing, sucking and pressing. All the while Nino clutched the bed, getting a handful of gold coins and grinning at the feel of the metal between his fingers. “You kinky, little bastard. I can feel your muscles tensing around me. You really like money that much?” Aiba pressed on Nino’s prostate hard, causing him to cry out.

Nino reached down and pulled Aiba up harshly by the collar to his lips. “Fuck you,” Nino growled out between tongue laps.

“Argh… no. I’ll be fucking you.” He flipped Nino over then and entered him swiftly.

“Ahhh! Aiba could you be any gentler?! Damn it!” Nino rocked back into Aiba’s cock roughly causing him to go deeper.

“Shut up,” Aiba gasped out and pushed Nino’s face down into the pillows and coins, lifting his hips and rear higher. Nino’s ass clenched around his cock again with the feel of the coins on his skin, he giggled at the pleasure and began to pound into the younger man, digging his fingers into Nino’s thighs hard enough to cause bruising.

The bed rocked and the coins clinked beneath their bodies as Aiba continued to pound Nino’s body into the bed. Aiba flipped the smaller man and leaned over him to capture his lips and slam into him at a different angle. Nino wrapped his arms around Aiba’s neck and sucked on his nipple making Aiba pound into him harder and noise to erupt from deep in his throat. He grabbed Nino’s cock and tugged on it hard as he spilled himself into Nino’s tense body and they came together in one huge mess of cum and gold scattered about the room.

They lay there silent for a few moments as they caught their breaths and came back down to earth. The coins began digging into their skin and the sweat and cum drying on their bodies just did not feel good.

Nino yawned. “I think a bath and then bed is in order.” He got up and stretched, looking down at the pirate’s scarred, yet majestic chest. “Are you staying over or heading back to the ship?”

“I’ll stay with you,” he replied, flipping a coin happily through his fingers. “But I will take a cup of rum while you’re up.”

Nino stuck out his bottom lip in thought and looked at Aiba. “I think I’m all out of rum.”

Aiba sat up straight then, a look of horror on his face, “Why is the rum gone?”


I'm glad so many people loved this! Aimiya isn't normally my thing so I thought I'd take the humorous route. Until next time! ♥
mintceresmintceres on August 22nd, 2011 07:13 am (UTC)
why did I have an inkling that it'd be you who wrote that masterpiece XD
Moriah: Arashi- Aiba Pimpall4cyanide on August 22nd, 2011 02:04 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA What gave me away? :O Pengu coldn't even guess and was shocked when she found out.
mintceres: before Arashimintceres on August 23rd, 2011 09:58 am (UTC)
I have no idea, but when I read it I thought...

'This is so cracky it has to be from one of the crackers' (yeah, arashicrackaday-refernce)

So my guess was more 50:50 but I was right in the end XD
thefortysecond: Aiba creeperthefortysecond on August 22nd, 2011 09:19 am (UTC)
WAIT WAIT I WANT TO READ THIS but I have to leave the house soon (to go to the post office ;D) so I'm leaving this tab open for when I get back. SAVING MYSELF A SPOT!
thefortysecond: Aiba creeperthefortysecond on August 22nd, 2011 12:00 pm (UTC)
Moriah: Arashi- Aiba Strugglesall4cyanide on August 22nd, 2011 02:05 pm (UTC)
What? Why that face?
thefortysecond: Aiba creeperthefortysecond on August 22nd, 2011 05:27 pm (UTC)
I'm highly amused and don't really have much to say :D

Psssst: the post office says 2-4 weeks, but in my past experience it can be even less.
Moo-chanemodiva on August 22nd, 2011 04:09 pm (UTC)
Ok this seriously made me lol in real life!! Especially at Queen Sho and diva Jun's cameos XDD I couldn't laugh too hard though because I'm currently in public and people might look at me strange XD;;;

Bottom line: This was awesome. And Aiba Sparrow is just gold XD
deelovesryo: Aimiyadeelovesryo on August 23rd, 2011 12:21 am (UTC)
Oh! I already commented at the anon but I wanted to say you again that this was great, so funny and hot!
Now I have to watch that show again!
Thanks for sharing!
JellyBean: Aimiya/Ninoaijellybean6972 on August 23rd, 2011 09:07 pm (UTC)
So much crack and sexy. I don't know what to do! XD
This was awesome. Thanks for sharing :D
shinigamiamishinigamiami on May 8th, 2012 05:14 am (UTC)
Oh gosh, that Shiyagare episode was the best. And this fic was just as amazing. I liked how "Queen" Sho was a male in the story too, and of course the Aimiya in the end <3 Btw, I dunno if you know this or not, but this isn't in your masterpost list.
Moriah: Arashi- Aimiya Rabuall4cyanide on May 8th, 2012 05:24 am (UTC)
Oop! i shall rectify that immediately.